Ah yes, West Antarctica: the hottest new destination for displaced populations and land-hungry nations. Who wouldn’t want to take a stroll down those melting streets with a side of rising sea levels? It’s practically the ultimate luxury investment—pristine, untouched land, soon to be swarmed by all those eager to capitalize on climate change. And of course, the old property—who needs it, right? It’ll just get wiped off the map anyway. But hey, as long as we’ve got our beachfront views in Antarctica, what’s the harm?

Southern winds from Patagonia,

Ricky